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Mr Macawber
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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a wallaby?
A woolly jumper!
Why did the owl owl?
Because the woodpecker woodpecker!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
What do you call a vulture with a machine gun, a grenade and a big knife?
Sir!
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!
(Don't try this please!)
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
How does the monkey make toast?
Why, he places it under the gorilla!
Why don't you play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
A woolly jumper!
Why did the owl owl?
Because the woodpecker woodpecker!
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it's too far to walk!
What do you call a vulture with a machine gun, a grenade and a big knife?
Sir!
What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
A hot cross bunny!
(Don't try this please!)
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot!
How does the monkey make toast?
Why, he places it under the gorilla!
Why don't you play cards in the jungle?
Because there are too many cheetahs!
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